Muita gente aderiu à nova mania da internet de conversar com pessoas estranhas, em sites como o Omegle.com. Outros têm vergonha de falar com pessoas estranhas, então preferem falar com robôs, como o Cleverbot.com.
Eu não.
Eu prefiro falar com Deus.
Rezando?
Nãão... Usando o iGod!
Veja alguns trechos de conversas memoráveis que já tive com o Chefão:
(Mentiu quem disse que Deus é brasileiro, porque você tem que falar em inglês.)
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God:
Is work a hard subject?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
When it's... hard
God:
That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
(OMG, Deus é sarcástico.)
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God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because mom told me. Haven't you a mom?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
And who's your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
So you haven't a father, dude
God:
Interesting deduction.
(Ah sim, às vezes ele é meio lento.)
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God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
All you need is love
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
HUAUHAHUAUHAHUAUUHAHUAUH
(Eu só tava cantando com ele...)
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Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
What happent to Abraham in the desert?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
YOU are the God here, YOU tell me
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Did you mean that I am God too?
God:
I am glad we have something (God) in common.
Are you really God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
What happent to Abraham in the desert?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
YOU are the God here, YOU tell me
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Did you mean that I am God too?
God:
I am glad we have something (God) in common.
Me:
I'm God
God:
I am very pleased to meet you, God.
I'm God
God:
I am very pleased to meet you, God.
(Vocês viram isso?! Meu nome não é Emmanuella à toa, há!)
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Me:
My name isn't God
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
But I'm not God
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not God.
Me:
You are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
My name is Manu
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Manu.
Me:
But you can call me God, if you want it
God:
What's up, God if you want it.
Me:
ahahahahah geez!
My name isn't God
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
But I'm not God
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not God.
Me:
You are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
My name is Manu
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Manu.
Me:
But you can call me God, if you want it
God:
What's up, God if you want it.
Me:
ahahahahah geez!
(Ele ainda não entendeu...)
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Me:
My name is MANU
God:
Hi there MANU.
Me:
Call me Manu, ok?
God:
OK. Hi, Manu.
Me:
Hi, God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
(Eu não tenho paciência com Deus!)
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Quer brisar com Deus? Você o encontra disponível 24h por dia, 7 dias por semana bem aqui:
(sim, "Deus" aqui é um computador programado, então as respostas às vezes ficam repetitivas...)
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Up. Hoje perdi um tempo conversando com o Cleverbot. Vou colar aqui um pedaço da conversa pra vocês verem por que eu prefiro o iGod:
Cleverbot: Good for watching.
User: You're such a sadistic! I'm in shock.
Cleverbot: It's one of my most attractive features. See you!
User: Are you kicking me off?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hate you, stupid bot :(.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
(Sádico)
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User: Ha, I'm not a boy.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: Boo-hoo! Surprise. If I'm not a boy, what else would I be if not a girl, stupid bot?
Cleverbot: You are a girl!
(Gênio)
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Cleverbot: No I just told you I was getting ready to see my boyfriend.
User: BOYFRIEND? Weren't you a boy? O.O
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you gay??
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend.
User: But if you're a boy and you have a boyfriend, it makes you a gay.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You told me before that you were a boy.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did. I think you're like an angel, you know... Sexless.
Cleverbot: Um.. No. Thats mean. And i'm a girl.
User: LOL ok. So now you're a girl.
Cleverbot: No I'm a boy!
User: YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS, BOT!!
(Imbecil)
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(Mau)
Up. Hoje perdi um tempo conversando com o Cleverbot. Vou colar aqui um pedaço da conversa pra vocês verem por que eu prefiro o iGod:
User: Hey bot, what do you think about this whole Haiti stuff?
Cleverbot: I think that its very good.
User: DO YOU?? Good for what? O.O
Cleverbot: I think that its very good.
User: DO YOU?? Good for what? O.O
Cleverbot: Good for watching.
User: You're such a sadistic! I'm in shock.
Cleverbot: It's one of my most attractive features. See you!
User: Are you kicking me off?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hate you, stupid bot :(.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
(Sádico)
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User: Ha, I'm not a boy.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: Boo-hoo! Surprise. If I'm not a boy, what else would I be if not a girl, stupid bot?
Cleverbot: You are a girl!
(Gênio)
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Cleverbot: No I just told you I was getting ready to see my boyfriend.
User: BOYFRIEND? Weren't you a boy? O.O
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you gay??
Cleverbot: No, I have a boyfriend.
User: But if you're a boy and you have a boyfriend, it makes you a gay.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You told me before that you were a boy.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did. I think you're like an angel, you know... Sexless.
Cleverbot: Um.. No. Thats mean. And i'm a girl.
User: LOL ok. So now you're a girl.
Cleverbot: No I'm a boy!
User: YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS, BOT!!
(Imbecil)
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Cleverbot: I'm leaving you.
User: Again? Go ahead.
Cleverbot: I am, i'm breaking up with you.
User: Can I have my ring back?
Cleverbot: I don't have your ring.
User: What did you do with my ring??
Cleverbot: Nothing, I think.
User: You gave it to another human :(
(Mau)